Strip searches are now “fondally” called freedom searches

“On June 21, TSA’s primary operational hub was re-named the Freedom Center, symbolizing the agency’s commitment to protecting the nation’s transportation systems against terrorist threats.

” http://www.tsa.gov/press/speeches/freedom_dedication.shtm

If you come home to find your wife in bed with the local priest,the Bishop is responsible for it

London: An Italian man, who returned home early from work, was shocked to find his wife in bed with their local priest. After finding his wife in bed in the local priest, the man stormed into the local bishop’s and demanded an explanation. http://sify.com/news/fullstory.php?id=14758712

Strip searches are now fondly called freedom searches

“On June 21, TSA’s primary operational hub was
re-named the Freedom Center, symbolizing the agency’s commitment to
protecting the nation’s transportation systems against terrorist
threats. “

http://www.tsa.gov/press/speeches/freedom_dedication.shtm

The killing is virtual but the arrest is real

Ananova – Woman arrested for killing virtual husband

A Japanese woman has been arrested after she allegedly killed her virtual husband in an online game.

He was cel”ebriating” his nomination as the officer of the year

Iowa policeman named officer of the year charged with drunken driving

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa – A policeman chosen officer of the year in Council Bluffs, Iowa, has been charged with drunken driving.

The contest organisers have thrown the spanner in their works

No takers for contest that requires abstinence

ATLANTA (AP) – A contest that would pay $10,000 to an engaged couple, as long as they abstain from premarital sex, hasn’t gotten any takers.

Some dough,all nuts

Man with no pants at doughnut shop pleads guilty

YORKTOWN, N.Y. (AP) – A man who took his pants off before going out for doughnuts at a shop just north of New York City has pleaded guilty to public lewdness. John Greco admits he exposed his genitals in February while placing an order at a Dunkin Donuts drive-through in Yorktown.

This is too much : He not only passed it but fanned it towards a cop

Accused of passing gas, man charged with battery

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. – A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Angels have orgasms whenever the presidential candidate speaks,says a T-shirt

‘Obama giving Angels Orgasm’ tees leave Clinton in splits!

Clinton couldn’t stop giggling when Legally Blonde star and dyed-in- the-wool Democrat Laura Bell Bundy showed him a T-shirt made in support of presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

“The shirt read, ”Every Time Obama Speaks, an Angel Has an Orgasm,” ” the New York Post quoted the insider, as saying.

He was merely walking the dog in the nude (he,not the dog,was in the nude)

Fla. police use Taser on nude man walking a dog – NYTimes.com

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer’s commands.