If your name ends in “i” and you can smile for no reason you can be a beauty queen

“Have you thought about the field of competitive beauty pageantry? We have some photos from a “school” in Bolivia that prepares young women for a long and rewarding career of tiara-wearing. If you can smile for no reason whatsoever, and your name ends in an “i” even though it probably shouldn’t – Bambi, Brandi, Randi, Candi, etc. – you may have royal potential. Think about it.”
http://blogs.reuters.com/2007/08/09/yes-im-a-bikini-major-minoring-in-poise

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