“A self-confessed “old fart” who was asked by his social club to go outside to break wind is in hospital – after he was blown over by a gale.”
“A winter-related shortage of pussy willows may take the sweet sting out of this year’s Dyngus Day fun.
“Bars in Minnesota are declaring themselves theatres to get around a public smoking ban.”
“Dog owners in Amsterdam are angry after the city legalised public sex in one of the city’s most famous parks. The council promised to clampdown on dog owners who let their pets walk in the park without a lead. “When the dogs are not kept on a leash they pee on whatever they see and they cause a lot of nuisance for other visitors.”
Sweden’s state-owned pharmacy chain, Apoteket, has said it plans to help satisfy Swedes by adding sex toys to its shelves
An Italian man is demanding £140,000 in compensation after claiming his wife’s constant nagging left him impotent
A Polish worker had been caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner and when asked what he was doing with the machine ,he claimed that he was vacuuming his underpants, which was a normal practice in Poland.