“The railways were invented to bring the Irish from Dublin to Liverpool where they were promptly arrested for being vagrants”,
And a fellow undergraduate concerned by the threat of diseases, wrote: “Control of infectious diseases is very important in case an academic breaks out.”
Among the gems from this year’s exams are an economics student at City University in London who attributed Northern Rock’s downfall to “laxative enforcement policies”
A man who chose “Lloyds is pants” as his telephone banking password said he found it had been changed by a member of staff to “no it’s not”
A Catholic priest is staging the first ever beauty contest – for nuns.
Father Antonio Rungi, from southern Italy, says he wants to shake of the dowdy image of nuns as “old and sad” looking.
A Lincolnshire naturist by name “Nick Male” has launched Britain’s first naked painting and decorating service.
An Austrian man ended up in hospital after he faked an armed robbery because he was too scared to tell his wife he had lost thousands of pounds in a casino.