The burglar had been caught on the video wearing shorts and a tank top before he got naked

A burglary suspect was on surveillance video wearing dark colored shorts and a white sleeveless tank top, this of course was all before he got naked.
http://cbs2chicago.com/watercooler/Abington.Pennsylvania.Naked.2.1113505.html

(Naked burglars are no longer interesting news .Burglars getting caught ,dressed ,on video before they bare all are perhaps better news)

Triangular revenge glues sensitivity

Michelle Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, Wis. faces a charge of being a party to false imprisonment. Belliveau is one of four women who tied up a man in an eastern Wisconsin motel, blindfolded him and glued a sensitive body part to get their revenge, authorities say. The four, one of them the man’s wife, are charged with being party to false imprisonment in what amounts to a lover’s triangle gone bad
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-talk-crazy-glueaug04,0,7721966.story