God gave thumbs to masturbate

The Absolutely True Diary Of A Part-Time Indian, Sherman Alexie’s 2007 story of a Native American who transfers to an all-white school, includes the following passage: “And if God hadn’t wanted us to masturbate, then God wouldn’t have given us thumbs. So I thank God for my thumbs.”

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